someone so hairy and so smelly, the sheer sight of his wooly body makes you gag and the stench making your soul leave,. blake has so many mental disorders he sticks syringes of jizz and blue gatorade (sour sweat potion) up the booty shoots of his enemies
i saw blake and now i have gatorade and aids
by thecumdodger August 19, 2022
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Blake is a boy that is arrogant and conceited and doesn't notice when a really amazing girl is in love with him cos hes too in love with himself. he is also very sexy and all the girls love him bcoz of how handsome he is. he is usually quite lanky an thin but there is no fat and only muscle. a suitable match for Blake would be a Christy or Stephanie
"dayum foo! look at that boiiii"
"he is providing me with sensations all over!"
"i would smash"
"he gawta be a blake"
by BLAKESBIATCH May 28, 2018
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A type of bloke who sells drugs to you’re nan
by Shweppsy November 18, 2019
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A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.
Im Blake
by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021
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Band kid. VERY MUCH OUTDATED HUMOR, but hey you are a happy person and not shy. Your childhood lasts very very long too!
by grim69 April 30, 2021
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“You ever seen that man Blake in the hall?”
“Yeah that nigga gay.”
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A smart, funny, and sexy girl who is always loyal to her friends. She is a beautiful, caring, and talented person. She loves to party and have fun! She is bubbly and bright.

simply beautiful, sweet, u wish u were her, boys fall over her, prettiest one in school, somehow her frends arent jealous, picky when it comes to boys, loves to flirt, very nice to everyone, weird around opposite sex, many frends that are great to her, athletic, short, sporty, and hot!
girl: omg look its blake, i wanna be her friend
guy: go talk to blake, she super sweet
by d.b b.p January 2, 2011
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