Blackwelled 

This term is a derivative of the words blackout and well. It is the act of becoming so drunk that you do not remember what you did the next day. Your head feels as though you fell in a well. Getting blackwelled usually means you had fun the night before.

Jim: Man, my head hurts so much... What happened last night?
Matt: You got blackwelled man. It happens to the best of us.

Jim: I got so blackwelled last night. I woke up in a room full of people I didnt' know!
Matt: Sounds like you had a good time man.

Blackwelled by tyty133 August 13, 2013

Brockwelled 

(1) When you've having a good day and something voes wrong or gets you really depressed.

(2) When you over hear a conversation and wish you had never listened in.
(3) A social justice warrior by heart

Hey you know what you said back there made me feel brockwelled

Brockwelled by Jerry Sienfeild February 15, 2017

Blackrolled 

Similar to the Rickrolled internet trick, where an unsuspecting websurfer is forced to watch a Rick Astley music video while on an internet forum, message board, etc. However, being Blackrolled involves the substitution of Rebecca Black's video "Friday" instead. Blackrolling is a much more trendy and powerful way to punk someone out and should be used sparingly.

I was browsing through some weird fetish porn when some asshole Blackrolled me. My boner was gone instantly.

Blackrolled by GK One April 7, 2011

blackmalled 

To be banned from visiting any mall or retail establishment.

Roy Moore was blackmalled in Alabama.

blackmalled by Kohlmannia44 December 13, 2017

Blackpilled 

Blackpilled is absolutely Disillusioned. (NOT HOPELESS!)
All illusions delusions denials and preconceptions have been removed through careful observation and logic, so that you can see the truth of a given situation, without blinds, rose coloured glasses, or bias of ANY kind. This can appear bleak or even horrific depending on the current state of your environment, and the previous level of delusion you were experiencing. However it is only AFTER we acknowledge the Blackpills that we can truly appreciate all the genuine Whitepills life has for us.
"Redpills" see through some of the lies, but not the deeper levels of programming such as certain generally accepted "historical accounts" or "scientific theories".

Scratch a Redpill, it's a Blackpill underneath. Blackpilled

Blackpilled by Faoladh8 August 16, 2022

Blackwell 

The name Blackwell means beautiful, smart, mythical, and ninja-like.
They are hard to spot people, so once you find one, NEVER LET THEM GO!
If you do you, will be attacked and put in a cage.
By the way, ignore the first definition, they were jerks.

Oh my gosh! Did you just see that? I think it was a Blackwell!

Blackwell by Up down and frown March 23, 2013

Blackwell 

1. A whiny little bitch.

2. Someone who complains constantly.

3. Anyone with a large Jew nose.

Guy 1: Dude both of my parents just died.

Guy 2: Quit being such a Blackwell and suck it up. No one wants to hear that shit.

Blackwell by Hory Cogan November 18, 2009