blackberry shuffle 

The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.

"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."

blackberry shuffle by suerewoo March 7, 2007

blackberry storm 

noun: a phone that is also a computer, and a media player. it has a clickable touchscreen that only some people enjoy, but others hate, as well as the usual blackberry-ness.

this blackberry storm is freaking awesome!

blackberry storm by BBSLVR January 2, 2009

Blackberry Swerve 

the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.

As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.

Blackberry Swerve by intelligent driver May 6, 2010

Blackbeard's Delight 

The act if performing cunalingus on an exceptionally hairy female (probably black hair) and at orgasm she squirts all over your face.

Remember that girl we met at the library? Later that night, she totally gave me Blackbeard's Delight!

Blackbeard's Delight by Hot Carl Commish August 4, 2010

Blackberry Smoothie

The act of eating a bussy out but the femboy has not wiped in a many years and the person eating out the bussy throws up all over the bussy and keeps on going

John says "Mick bro I just had the best time of my life giving that smelly femboy Blackberry Smoothie" Mick says "Dude your fucking disgusting"

Blackberry Smoothie by Hairy schmuck January 21, 2022

BlackBerry sushi 

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

BlackBerry sushi by FitofPeak September 19, 2012

Blackberry Surprise 

When an African american male spontaneously ejaculates inside of you.

Rachel: Gosh, Sam, last night Dre gave me some blackberry surprise!
Sam: That sounds Delicious!

Blackberry Surprise by Mechsen April 11, 2015