A blackade is a very large crowd of black girls and/or guys blocking a hallway in school or any other place. It can be very annoying at times when trying to get to somewhere in a hurry, especially when they start yelling at you for no other reason than getting knocked over by themselves.
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by poepoeppoep February 17, 2021
Get the Blackade mug.Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
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Get the Baton Rouge Blockade mug.The funnest thing that Rowan Atkinson has ever been in.
An English comedy starring Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Miranda Richardson, Patsy Byrne, Tony Robinson and a lot of other awesome British actors.
Truly hilarious.
Written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton.
The best series is generally considered to be Blackadder II.
An English comedy starring Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Miranda Richardson, Patsy Byrne, Tony Robinson and a lot of other awesome British actors.
Truly hilarious.
Written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton.
The best series is generally considered to be Blackadder II.
Blackadder II. Episode: Bells.
Queen Elizabeth I:Bob?thats an odd name for a girl.Girls should be called Elizabeth....Or Mary.
Nursie: Or Basil.
QEI: Mouth is open Nursie, should be shut.
Nursie: I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.
QEI: Why are you Nusie then?
Nursie:That ain't my real name.
QEI: What is it?
Nursie: Bernard.
QEI:Suits you actually.
Queen Elizabeth I:Bob?thats an odd name for a girl.Girls should be called Elizabeth....Or Mary.
Nursie: Or Basil.
QEI: Mouth is open Nursie, should be shut.
Nursie: I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.
QEI: Why are you Nusie then?
Nursie:That ain't my real name.
QEI: What is it?
Nursie: Bernard.
QEI:Suits you actually.
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