black titties

An extraordinarily exciting, unique, or awesome thing. A descriptive addition to tits or titties.

Jeff: "I finally got my new graphics card in the mail and installed it!"
Rob: "Is it tits?"

Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."

by buddgaf May 30, 2017

back titties

When someone is so fat they have what appears to be tits on their back. Multiple sets are also common.

While walking behind someone to say "Oh my god he's so fat he's got back titties."

by MacRae November 6, 2006

Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.

Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.

by Black jésus November 25, 2019

back titties

back fat so big it looks like titties on your back. In some women, they are actually bigger than their real titties.

"Damn those are some big back titties"

by lkmoose87 December 16, 2007

Back Titties

What back fat really looks like.

I'm doing lots of push ups to get rid of my back titties.

by Mochachocolata_pammy January 28, 2019

Block-Away Titties

When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"

"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye August 27, 2013

backtitties

this occurs when a woman is so fat she has titty like fat deposits on her back

"Did you see may?"
"Ya, she has backtitties going on."
"Gross."

by Thefartmasster69xxx#promlgswag November 9, 2012