One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.

Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.

Black Ops Wank by Neo12 January 15, 2011

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Black ops

reason why most women are turning lesbian

Sally:Whats wrong.? Betty: Ugh i havent seen my boyfriend in months ever since black ops came out

Black ops by yadadamean.? January 2, 2011

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Black Ops Widow

A woman who has lost those cozy, cuddly nights with her husband or significant other to the Call of Duty game, Black Ops.

Who? My husband? In bed before midnight? Dude, no way! I'm a Black Ops Widow!

Black Ops Widow by ljenator January 15, 2011

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Black Ops

A video game that is addicting to teenage boys. Also the cause of the huge decrease in teen pregnacy, teen relationships, and any interaction with male from the ages 13-18. When speaking to a victim of this game, they may speak in some languge where they will say, "BK" , "Garbage" , "Noob" , "Camper" , "Hardscope", "Drop Shot", and many more.

Warnings: Keep all males in the age range of 13-18 away from this game if you want to ever speak to them again.

Jake: Hey, did you get Black Ops?
Austin: Fuck yeah im going to game it up all night.
Jake Me too, invite me!

Black Ops by Annoyed Girlfriend November 13, 2010

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