Black Jesus

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

by Real Black Jesus December 17, 2019

Black Jesus

a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus

Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.

by John Tabs April 16, 2010

Black Jesus

This is the real Jesus. Not to be confused with Mr. Jesus, YOUR JESUS, or Mickey Mouse Bullshit Jesus. This is the Jesus that you should thank for taking care of mediocre things in your daily life!

Shawn: So what is the deal, are we friends or not?

G-Sylce: I swear to Black Jesus is you pull this shit again, I'm going to cut you with my scissors... DRAMA

by SHenderson January 21, 2010

Black Jesus

No one less than Tupac.

In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac

by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016

Black Jesus

Simply and Utterly Denzel Washington

Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.

by Swiz Nasty May 05, 2006

Black Jesus

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.

Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

Black Jesus

Soulja boy's alter ego. Shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is Jesus. Being swagged the fuck out.

Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.

Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out

by Dre'eagagagg December 23, 2010