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Barnyard Pump 

Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.

Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.

While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.

Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.

No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.

Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump
When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, “It was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”
Barnyard Pump by StrikeThat7 July 20, 2018
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A second hand Bjarni 

A bus wanker that is cheap and never buys his own stuff and waits to get it second hand.
Man he got that iPhone for free he must be a Second hand Bjarni
Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.

Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.
"You look so tired. Didn't you get enough sleep?"
"No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."
Bjarne by Elliepopelli May 11, 2021

Barnyard Rumble 

when a woman with an abnormally fat ass squats down on a man's face and proceeds to violently shakes her ass with extreme force causing it to rumble, bruising may occur; if the female decides to defecate on the male, then it is referred to as a 'barnyard rumble suprise'.
"I just started to fall asleep but before i knew it, maria had hopped on my face and barnyard rumbled me so hard my nose turned purple."

doctor: it doesnt look so good, your son isnt going to make it

mother: no! what happened!?

doctor: he recieved massive trauma to the face and forehead region.... he was... barnyard rumbled...
Barnyard Rumble by dilf king May 24, 2011
A Norwegian name meaning bear.
Usually a foreign guy; for example an exchange student from Norway or surrounding countries.

Known for his ability to entertain, being a badass and charm the American ladies.
-Dude, did you hear about that Bjarne kid?
-Yea, man. He is supposed to be one crazy-ass Norwegian!!
Bjarne by Bjønnen sjølv June 12, 2009

Bjarne '97 

When you get really angry at your bike and toss it like Bjarne Riis did in the Tour de France 1997.

On the final time trial stage everything went wrong and Bjarne had enough.

See the incident on youtube by searching for "Bjarne Riis 1997 bike toss"

This term can be used around friends that either know of Bjarne Riis or are into cycling, seeing as this is a very famous moment in the history of the race.
Brian: My bike stopped working on my way home, so I went really mad and did a Bjarne '97 on it!

Sean: No way, dude. Did you go B97 on it's ass?

Brian: Yeah. Set me back a few bobs at the repair shop, but it was worth it.
Bjarne '97 by GaryBarlowIsAGod March 29, 2010

barnycles 

Noun: when a female boarder or biker falls too many times on her butt and her labia swells to look like purple testicles hanging between her legs- thus combining Barney and testicles
Ooh babe, you better put some ice on those barnycles
barnycles by natsatsplat March 12, 2011