Descriptive Noun. The state of having so many bitches, haters, or douchebags following oneself at all times that they begin to accumulate in one's yard.
Person A: Jesus Christ, dude. That's a whole lot of haters following you around lately.
Person B: I know, man. (sighs) Bitches in the yard, bitches in the yard.
Person B: I know, man. (sighs) Bitches in the yard, bitches in the yard.
by EamonsGotJokes September 21, 2011
Get the Bitches In The Yardmug.