a bitch that is so fake baked she looks like the color of a turkey fresh out the oven, these bitches tend to be unable to keep their legs closed and enjoy being stuffed.
by tightbroseph September 01, 2011
70s inspired phrase that is equvilient to calling someone a bitch, but by adding "turkey" it adds more of a playful/seasonal quality. Should be used jokingly. Is not intended for genuine insults.
Abby: Kate, god, you're such a turkey bitch!
*giggles*
Kate: That's right, cock-splap! (see, COCK-SPLAP)
*giggles*
Kate: That's right, cock-splap! (see, COCK-SPLAP)
by wootwoot41 December 20, 2006
by onkyOINKOINKIMAPIG December 31, 2010