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Bitch Pitch

The feminine counterpart of "mansplain", to bitch pitch is to hypocritically tell the opposite sex who and how they should be. It is almost never talked about, even though it is far more common than "mansplaining" and woman have less "lived experience" inside the body of the opposite sex.
How a bout you cut your Bitch Pitch and judge me AFTER I do something next time?!
Bitch Pitch by Sir Vial April 15, 2025

Pitch Bitch 

Female (often in her late 20's- early 30's)admirer of the soccer-playing population. Will often perform sexual favours for said population solely based on their affiliation to the sport (i.e.: soccer equivalent to "puck bunny", "lacrosstitute")
She's such a Pitch Bitch; the only reason she's watching this game is because #9 is her next prospect--slut.
Pitch Bitch by wood clan February 11, 2008

Pitch Bitch 

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.
"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."
Pitch Bitch by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019

Pitch Bitch 

- A musically-inclined female with perfect pitch, who throws diva-esque tantrums when her less gifted bandmates play something out of key. Said female may also be prone to violence against said bandmates during this tantrum.
"Did you hear about Leah, the singer in that band? She was singing and halfway through her set, her guitarist played a chord that was off-key - she stopped singing and stabbed him with a kitchen knife! What a Pitch Bitch!"
Pitch Bitch by straycat January 13, 2014

short pitch bitch 

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia
Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch
short pitch bitch by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022

pitch that bitch 

instruction given when one is directing another to dispose of an unwanted item.
"Should I save this broken ornament?"

"No! Pitch that bitch!"
pitch that bitch by Flora del Hearn February 12, 2019