1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.
See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.
by i hate cops August 09, 2006
by KaeMERae February 08, 2009
A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.
by Amaretto Kramer February 09, 2006
A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.
by Amaretto Kramer February 08, 2006
Person1: yall i kinda have a taste for booty bitches and bacon?
Person 2: what- whats that?
Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.
Person2: ohh- wait what?!
Person 2: what- whats that?
Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.
Person2: ohh- wait what?!
by leahxxo November 18, 2023