This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.

And you’ll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.

Bicycle Built For Pew by Big Ed Mustapha January 22, 2013

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Biscuit Slamming

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!

Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

Biscuit Slamming by Red monster boy March 12, 2022

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bicycle story

When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.

when a kid craps on himself while riding a bike. Thats the Bicycle Story

bicycle story by Gohanssj22 February 5, 2010

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Bicycle Butt

An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.

Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.

Bicycle Butt by EightBall April 21, 2014

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