birkenstock

The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!

Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!

by Angie LK April 24, 2008

birkenstocks

The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.

Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!

by surely February 9, 2005

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 18, 2015

Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.

OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks

by _thm July 13, 2004

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

by AS March 9, 2005

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.

Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!

by SashJo March 13, 2016

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 18, 2015