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bird beak 

Verb: The flaring of one's nostrils whilst pointing lips outwards and flaring them also quite hard in a bird beak position. It is also required to use a slight frown in order to put more emphasis into the bird beak pose. (The bird beak is done in a sarcastic way everytime somenoe says something stupid and the other person replies doing the pose).

Purpose: The aim of the bird beak is to show the other person that what they are saying or doing is wrong, rediculous, unlikely, or impossible. It can also be used when one is telling a sarcastic joke and at the end of it instead of saying "i was only joking" they do the bird beak instead.
example 1. Cornelious: "Hey we should go and egg that guys house tommorrow"

Rupert: Does the bird beak whilst saying something like; "Yeah as if..."

example 2. Cornelious: "Do you think this dress looks good on me?"

Rupert: Does the bird beak.

example 3. Cornelious: "I just smashed your car"

Rupert: "Did you really? SHIT!"

Cornelious: Does the bird beak
bird beak by ZELLLLLLLLL May 20, 2009
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Bird Beak 

A case of lack of lips on a person's face.
Man you have tiny lips. Like a Bird Beak.
Bird Beak by masonjar93 September 4, 2014

Bird-beaking 

When you insert your thumb, index, and middle fingers into someone's anus or vagina in the shape of a bird beak. With your fingers inserted you open and close the beak while making a crowing sound.
"I was bird-beaking the crap out of your mom last night!"
Bird-beaking by Cab-adam June 18, 2013

Bird Beakin' 

Press bare butt cheecks up against window, make sure some unsuspecting person is on the other side and the deficate (poop) just enough to leave a mark on the window then inhale the shit back into your butthole "bird beak"
Do it on a windshield when someone in the driver seat. Bird Beakin'
Bird Beakin' by Arome69/Dj June 15, 2012

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird 

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.
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