A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
by Shocka41 July 11, 2009
When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.
And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.
And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.
by soccerplayer March 16, 2010
When several of your friends and or coworkers go to a party of a person you don't really like. Take a pee break, on the rim of the toilet seat, then yank some of your pubic hair and sprinkle it all over the seat, after 10-15 guys do this you have your Birds Nest.
by Camel Jockey John December 15, 2004
A bird's nest refers to when you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex pipe. The dope is the eggs in the nest and the nest itself is the bowl.
Me: Man let's go out after work and pack a bird's nest.
Mitch: Yeah man I am always in for a good bird's nest.
Mitch: Yeah man I am always in for a good bird's nest.
by Jared Scott March 22, 2006
A bird's nest refers to when you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex pipe. The dope is the eggs in the nest and the nest itself is the bowl.
Me: Man let's go out after work and pack a bird's nest.
Mitch: Yeah man I am always in for a good bird's nest.
Mitch: Yeah man I am always in for a good bird's nest.
by Jared Scott March 22, 2006
The act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and anticipation for the man to ejaculate into their mouths.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
Man: “Sweetheart, my balls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. Why don’t you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
by bob's mullet July 09, 2010
When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.
Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.
by Mr. Revenge May 05, 2010