Bird's Nest

A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.

Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.

by Shocka41 July 10, 2009

Bird's Nest

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

by soccerplayer March 16, 2010

bird's nest

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.

if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.

by gohn December 4, 2009

bird's nest

The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.

My my Joe, you've got a mighty big bird's nest!

by MeGn November 2, 2003

bird's nest

Cockney rhyming slang for chest

"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."

by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003

Bird's Nest

When several of your friends and or coworkers go to a party of a person you don't really like. Take a pee break, on the rim of the toilet seat, then yank some of your pubic hair and sprinkle it all over the seat, after 10-15 guys do this you have your Birds Nest.

Hey Jimmy, lets go to the school band party and put a birds nest up.

by Camel Jockey John December 15, 2004

bird's nest

The hairy and untamed pubic area of a male that specifically alludes to the testicles and the penis (two eggs and a bird).

Dude, no chick is ever gonna give you a blow job until you trim that nasty bird's nest!

by demonsentcrooks August 22, 2008