Binmas eve
The day before the best day of the week. Formally known as Tuesday, a once dull, meaningless occasion was transformed by this excellent celebration of waste by certain households who treat Bin Day as the true start of the week — because what’s more satisfying than an empty bin and a fresh slate?
Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.
Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.
“Nah I can’t come out tonight, it’s Binmas Eve”
“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.
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“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.
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Binmas eve by Yepstfucunt October 21, 2025