Bro, we Millionaire'd last time, aren't you ready to Slurpdog Billionaire?
by uslurper May 20, 2015
When used as a verb:
to enter a meeting or group conversation without any preparation, knowledge of the situation, or grasp of the matter at hand and nevertheless declare one's own opinion as if it were the word of god;
to wildly wing it in a situation where one should be prepared, briefed, or otherwise professional;
to insist on an ill-conceived, half-baked approach that lacks any understanding of the situation;
or, to make boastful declarations about one's values while mountains of contrary evidence are readily publicly available.
to enter a meeting or group conversation without any preparation, knowledge of the situation, or grasp of the matter at hand and nevertheless declare one's own opinion as if it were the word of god;
to wildly wing it in a situation where one should be prepared, briefed, or otherwise professional;
to insist on an ill-conceived, half-baked approach that lacks any understanding of the situation;
or, to make boastful declarations about one's values while mountains of contrary evidence are readily publicly available.
Did you see Elon come into that meeting and just fire all the staff that know who Twitter actually works?
Yeah, that little Emerald miner's prince can really billionaire.
Did you see Bezos had a tailor flown in to make his crotch look bigger in his little space suit for his rocket ride?
Ha, that needle dick space cowboy loves to billionaire.
Did you hear Bill and Melinda Gates split up after it came out that Bill spent so much time at Epstein's private island?
You know when Bill takes off his sweater vest he loves to billionaire all over that island.
Yo Zuckerberg just lost like 800 million dollars on the Metaverse!
Doesn't matter dood, that guy can billionaire the rest of his life away with his 29 metafriends in the Metaverse—but your mom will still be posting on FB.
You are laughing about Twitter but did you see what Elon did to his McLaren?
I heard he billionaired that car into scrap metal less than 2 minutes after he got behind the wheel like the emerald prince he is!!
Yeah, that little Emerald miner's prince can really billionaire.
Did you see Bezos had a tailor flown in to make his crotch look bigger in his little space suit for his rocket ride?
Ha, that needle dick space cowboy loves to billionaire.
Did you hear Bill and Melinda Gates split up after it came out that Bill spent so much time at Epstein's private island?
You know when Bill takes off his sweater vest he loves to billionaire all over that island.
Yo Zuckerberg just lost like 800 million dollars on the Metaverse!
Doesn't matter dood, that guy can billionaire the rest of his life away with his 29 metafriends in the Metaverse—but your mom will still be posting on FB.
You are laughing about Twitter but did you see what Elon did to his McLaren?
I heard he billionaired that car into scrap metal less than 2 minutes after he got behind the wheel like the emerald prince he is!!
by Homer R. November 7, 2022
Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.
I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.
by kirkandorules December 18, 2021
Dude 1 "Hey have you seen Billi anywhere?"
Dude 2 "Yeah man look up hes Billionair"
Dude 1 "That backpack is full of rocks"
Dude 2 "Yeah man look up hes Billionair"
Dude 1 "That backpack is full of rocks"
by not-a-racist December 20, 2022
someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
by Coop Dupe November 9, 2023