Former porn star. Slept his way to the top. Now owner of microsoft and half the world.
Person 1: do you like Bill Gates?
Person 2: you know he likes to pole dance
Person 1: what a chad
by ThisIsntWeed October 30, 2020
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Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.
Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.
by BrandonTBX February 21, 2016
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A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
by GuyQuest January 31, 2006
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Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.

An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.

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A very rich and successful entrepreneur, and one of the founders of Microsoft.
While people like Steve Jobs under Apple have often led the way in terms of innovation, it was Bill Gates that made it affordable, and brought it to the masses.

His software is incredibly successful, and he's freaking rich. But that's okay, because through the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, he has donated so much money to the greater good it's not even funny.

Love him or hate him, we should at least respect him.
Personally, I prefer Apple, but I do respect Bill Gates for being so influential, and especially charitable.
by I am Bob May 31, 2007
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Bill Gates bought the earth to store gentic experiments he calls ''Humans''.
by Rich dude October 19, 2007
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