An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"
Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
A name that replaces a person's actual name if, in fact, they are a Dousche Bag. It is more convenient than having to say their name every time as well as their description. Works for just about any boss or authority figure