Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"
by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023
Get the Big Dick Randymug. An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away
Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
by Jigglemaster420 July 25, 2023
Get the big dick randymug. he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
Get the big dick randymug. by Lazy2runwithscissors October 24, 2023
Get the Big Dick Randymug. A big black guy with a big dick, hence the name, who is said to have taken multiple kids' candy on Halloween.
On Halloween, there will be a nigga you going to take his pain. He's big and black he will take your candy that nigga's name is Big Dick Randy.
by TheForeverVirgin19375 August 30, 2025
Get the Big Dick Randymug. I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 2, 2024
Get the Big dick randymug. Little boy-mom big dick randy took my candy and my booty
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
by Nigga balls he December 20, 2023
Get the Big dick randymug.