1) A man without troubles, yet troubled by the exact same thing which temporarily eliminates his troubles in the first place. A man about town, but one which is being chased for socially unacceptable behaviour. A man with small ideas but massive potential. A man with a vision, such a vision which will be smashed come morning or soberness.

2)Someone whose Drank to much
"Look out, Bifti's coming!"
"I wouldnt do that unless I was Bifti"
"You've got us into another fine mess Bifti"
"Just this once Bifti"
by Anon. April 4, 2005
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Alternative term for spliff, along with joint and doobie.

Weed rolled in a king skin or single skin, can be coupled with tobacco.
Dude, Im so high, want another Bifty??

Thats some amazing Bifty.
by NuclearMeercat June 16, 2009
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Plural for Spliff, Joint, Doobie or Reefer. (Not used for blunt). Singular Bifty or Biftie (not really used singularly).
Spark up those bifties.
I need some bifties tonight.
by bifties April 12, 2013
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A shifty sort of fellow - the type who hangs around building sites trying to sell you stuff by saying things like 'Would you like a lawnmower for £5? It's a bit shit yeah, but it's alright.'
'That fellow over there trying to sell you that lawnmower is a right old ifty bifty.'
by Richard JKNS November 9, 2008
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A person attempting to give off the air of a member of the upper classes, when it's known by all in the vicinity that you are in fact just the same as your fellow man.
Jamie, why are you wearing a wax jacket and carrying a shotgun, we're at a football match. You fucking bifty.
by Bifty McBifBif November 26, 2010
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