Betty Crock 

A phrase used for confirmation. Commonly used by the gang "OGMasterKush" better known as OGMK.

Ben: You got the weed?
Bob: Betty Crock.

Betty Crock by Bobby OGMasterkush October 17, 2018

Betty Crocker 

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

Betty Crocker by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012

betty crocker fuck muscle 

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

betty crocker fuck muscle by Starqueesha December 11, 2007

Betty crocker 

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

Betty crocker by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017

Bake like Betty Crocker 

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

Bake like Betty Crocker by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

betty crocker shit 

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

betty crocker shit by erudyne March 21, 2016

betty crocker dat hoe 

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.

Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

betty crocker dat hoe by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007