Better vegan 

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

Better vegan by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Vegans Taste Better 

A saying referring to the hypothesis that the semen of vegan men tastes better than of meat/dairy-eating men.

It also refers to the idea that vegan women have better tasting vaginas than meat/dairy-eating women

There has been some research supporting this but most evidence is anecdotal.

I ate out this vegan chick last night and its true what they say; vegans taste better!

Vegans Taste Better by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

Vegans taste better 

Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.

I am, of course, a great example.

Vegans taste better by Ganga July 23, 2005

vegan peanut butter 

Semen.

Yo, babe, you want a taste of my vegan peanut butter? Suck mah D!

vegan peanut butter by DontWorryImJewish January 31, 2017