Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.

OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.

by CesTiger March 31, 2017

Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods January 22, 2004

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

Todds and Berthas

A howardism (see Howardlife) for Gods and Earths, as used by the 5 percenters, i.e. the Nation of Gods and Earths.

Todd 1: Peace Todd.
Todd 2: Peace Todd, who that?
Todd 1: Its the Todd, Todd, what?
Todd 2: Howardlife, whats the deal with your Bertha?
Todd 1: Real Freds know the Neal. Peace to the Todds and Berthas. Juan!

by The Todd Father August 12, 2008

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre April 29, 2006

bob-bertha

an amazing shark-like creature that feasts on the souls of anything in its reach. It requires daily sacrifices to fuel it's everlasting thirst for bloodshed.

Hey dude brother man bro, I just got all of my appendages eaten by a bob-bertha, by the way, you look really #creamy right now.

by #creamy #moist #buttery December 13, 2021

bomokandi bertha

The act of eating a pie, pie eating contest style, while your man holds your arms back and fucks you doggystyle.

Did you hear Krystal made Poalo give her the bomokandi Bertha?

by TurfuckenTacos September 23, 2019