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Benaddiction

An addiction involving a man named Ben that can only be cured via a verbal spiritual blessing (benediction).
Ben Affleck is so hot in “Armageddon.” I have a total Benaddiction.
Benaddiction by RedheadedViking October 20, 2021
An asshole fisherman and animal abuser
Rick, Why the fuck did you feed a shark a dead dog and then torture the shark, you're a sick fuck just like Bo Benac
bo benac by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017

Benaddiction

1. The fact or condition of being addicted to a man named Ben.

2. A biopsychosocial disorder characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli with a person named Ben despite adverse consequences.
Did you see the way Jen was all over her new boyfriend, Ben? She has a total Benaddiction.
Benaddiction by RedheadedViking November 17, 2021

Beneather 

A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.
John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!

Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!

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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!

A few weeks later...

George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.

A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!
Beneather by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021

benadryl cabbage patch 

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

Beneather 

This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"

A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.
Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!
Beneather by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020