by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
Term used commonly by ice hockey players. Defines a person who is relatively new at skating or possesses very little skating ability. The person most often has very little balence and pronates at the ankles.
by gongshowchad April 26, 2007
The act of causing collaterral damage during an extended period of heavy drinking. The collateral damange typically involves family members and MUST last longer than the hangover incurred from the bender itself.
Although my hangover has subsided from my Bauman Bender, I must now explain to my wife why I have a tattoo of an ex girlfriend on my arm.
by witnessed it October 26, 2011
by Trixy trash ass November 10, 2019
When she pulled her pants to use the toilet, I said, "man, that shit stanks! you gotta wash your bender box!"
by Siberian orchid March 1, 2017
A man with the special ability to be able to bend, summon, and evolve any turkey. This special power descended from the 4 elements of our natural world: earth, air, water, and fire. Somewhere down the road of our world's history, each element split into 4 sub-elements, thus creating 16 elements, one being the Turkey. The Turkey Bender has the innate ability to summon and create turkeys out of thin air. If the Turkey Bender were to come across any wild or foreign Turkeys, he can possess them to join his cause, instantly evolving the turkey with special powers, including very high intelligence, strength, and agility. The Turkey Bender also has the ability to take full control over any one Turkey. It's much more complex to explain the magic behind it, you'd have to be a bender to fully understand, or at the very least a monk.
Aang: "I bet you can't keep up with me on my hang-glider you piece of shit!"
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."
by TheChosenKappa August 16, 2018
A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.
by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017