by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008
by Star065 May 8, 2023
1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.
2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.
2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.
1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.
2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.
2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.
by GAYLEY. October 6, 2008
When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
by bigmoist1 May 31, 2018
by mr. dc January 17, 2009
Oh my Bemis (OMB) i hate them." Or " Oh My Bemis (OMB) did you see Max at his Portland show?! AMAZING if i may say.
by Trick daddy23 April 1, 2011
by ApolloGaming44 April 17, 2021