Beltjitsu

Everyone's father's signature move besides the cigarettestorejitsu

Dad: I'm getting the belt
Friend: watch out he's gonna use his beltjitsu
Me: *proceeds to autistic screech as my father whoops my ass*

by Beltjitsumaster February 6, 2019

Balljitsu

A form of Japanese jujitsu where jitsu masters use their balls to enhance all their power into fighting. It is a tradition for men to swing their balls to extract their full potential.

Hey Frank, wanna do some Balljitsu before soccer practice?

by Danny_ July 7, 2021