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Bellenduous 

(adj., pejorative)

1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;

synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.
"Jonny, that was utterly bellenduous"
Bellenduous by scaryfishman December 7, 2009

Bellenditis 

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.
Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

Bellendium 

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.
1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."
Bellendium by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

Bellendius 

"Yo my slime, wanna whip one out?" Tyrone
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone

*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*
Bellendius by CBTfetishiser March 4, 2021

Bellendick 

Adejective; To discribe someone's behaviour as two parts of the male genitalia at once.
He was being a bit bellendick.
Bellendick by Jedi On Fire October 17, 2010

Bellendium 

The latin origin of the common insult "bell end".
Haha, I actually just saw a guy walk straight into an all glass door. It knocked him right down! What a bellendium.
Bellendium by Lozzaaa456 June 24, 2011