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bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length
A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.
bell beefer by David Amundson November 5, 2007

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart
Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.
Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."
bell beefer by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

Bell-Beefer 

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"
Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019