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bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length
A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.
bell beefer by David Amundson November 5, 2007

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart
Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.
Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."
bell beefer by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

Bell-Beefer 

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"
Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026