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bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length
A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.
bell beefer by David Amundson November 5, 2007

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart
Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.
Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."
bell beefer by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

Bell-Beefer 

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"
Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026