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bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length
A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.
bell beefer by David Amundson November 5, 2007

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart
Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.
Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."
bell beefer by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

Bell-Beefer 

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"
Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026