Belchist

Honorary title given to only those who produce the stankiest, loudest, most fucked-up burps one could ever imagine. Also used as a derogatory term for one whose breath smells like shit.

MAN 1: Let’s invite Steve over tonight for some liver and onions.

MAN 2: Dude, no way, Steve’s a fuckin’ belchist. I can’t hold a conversation with him without gagging.

by Fartist March 5, 2023

Beachist

A person who, on a beautiful weekday, will all day complain at their cubicle and claim to hate any and all persons currently enjoying the day at the beach.

That Jamie just sits there and moans all day about the people at the beach, what a BEACHIST!

by Viperblaze July 15, 2009