BeetBROven

Replacement for Brozart. Better alternative to all the alternatives to Bro. BeetBROven is very versatile, use in all conditions.

Slightly more lengthy than some other words, however that adds to the legitimate aura.

Bill: Hey Brozart!

Alex: We don’t say that around here. Here, we say BeetBROven.

Bill: What a cool word! Who invented it?

Alex: Some epic, awesome, super cool guy.

Bill: Anyway, see you bro! I mean, see you BeetBROven!

BeetBROven by ergriffenheit December 26, 2025

beethovens 69th symphony 

the act of receiving oral sex while playing the piano

-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.

beethovens 69th symphony by DJ.B November 7, 2010

beethoven 

Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
Possibly the most revolutionary and effective composer of all time, Ludwig van Beethoven wrote 9 symphonies with sketches for a tenth, 5 piano concerti, a violin concerto, 32 sonatas (not 23 like it says up there), 16 string quartets, and other various works: in all, over 130 number opera (plural of opus) and numerous other works labeled 'work without opus'. His five piano concerti have sold more copies than almost any other classical record. Beethoven was composer in both the classical and romantic periods. His third symphony in Eb major, "eroica," is said to be the beginning of the romantic period.
Near his last 20 years of life, he finally accepted he was going deaf and went into a state of severe depression, during which he composed very little, but what he did compose, including the famous "chorale" symphony in Dm (no. 9), was great. Unfortunately, his opera, Fidelio, failed horribly because of Beethoven's diminishing hearing.
The greatest mistake of Beethoven's career was Work Without Opus No. 59: Bagatelle in A minor (Für Elise for you non-musicologists). This piece, besides mozart's K 545, is the most-spammed piece by pianists in the history of the world. In fact, it pisses them off, so just don't play it!

Famous Pieces by Beethoven include:
Symphony No. 3 in Eb major "eroica"
Symphony No. 5 in Cm
Symphony No. 6 in F major "pastorale"
Symphony No. 9 in Dm "chorale"
Piano Concerto No. 5 in Eb major "emperor"
Piano Sonata No. 8 in Cm "pathetique"
Piano Sonata No. 14 in C#m "moonlight" (quasi un fantasia)
Piano Sonata No. 29 in Bb major "hammerklavier"
33 Variations on a Waltz by Diabelli
WoO 59 in Am "Für Elise"

Music store customer #1: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(10 minutes later)
Music store customer #2: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(30 minutes later)
Music store customer #3: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
Actually talented pianist: OMG why did beethoven even write that?

beethoven by Brian H. August 20, 2007

Beethoven's 9000th Symphony

1) When you code to the point where you don't know what else to do but to randomly type in jibberish into Blue J. When asked what you are doing, you reply by saying you are playing Beethoven's famous 9000th Symphony, epic in composition and magnificent in execution. Button mashing, frustration and subtle humor at its best.

2)The most invincible code on the planet.

1) Josh: Dave what are you doing?
Dave is seen smashing his keyboard repeatedly after making his fourth for loop.
Dave(in humorous and frustrated tone): I'm playing Beethoven's 9000th Symphony.

2) Jimmy: Yes, the Beethoven's 9000th Symphony program may be built in only one method, violate abstraction barriers, recurse infinitely, use all the system memory, and divide by zero without a ZeroDivisonError

Beethoven's 9000th Symphony by Vejeta May 19, 2012

Speed Over Beethoven 

A song that appeared on the PlayStation 2 game Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2.

It is a remix of Beethoven's "Fur Elise" with happy-tone lyrics sung by a cute Japanese girl. Also one of the best songs in the game.

Guy 1:What's your favorite DDR song?
Guy 2:SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!

Speed Over Beethoven by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

Beethoven 

Arguably the greatest composer of all time. Also the name of a shitty movie.

Music lover: Hey Beethoven's pretty cool.

Movie buff: You sicken me.

Beethoven by HumphreyB May 13, 2006

Beethoven 

The German composer who lived from 1770-1827. He had a very strict father who slapped him every time he played a wrong note. Eventually became the world's greatest composer. Later on in life, he became deaf and had an explosive temper, so he couldn't find a wife. And lived in isolation.

Wow that guy is such a Beethoven! So anti social.

Beethoven by sunnynoodlerice October 24, 2018