Beef bagel 

A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".

Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.

Beef bagel by harlex April 21, 2010

bagels and roast beef 

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

bagels and roast beef by ohhcheese July 16, 2006