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Bedlancer 

A bedlancer is a freelancer who typically works from the bedroom or even from their bed. Usually their rates are lower than freelancers who operate from a workspace/office and significantly lower than an agency which cream off the freelancers via the ubiquitous charismatic agency leader.
Jack: "Hey I'm looking for someone to complete some work for my business".
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"
Bedlancer by yoocan November 22, 2019
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Nigger/nigga for white people. Comes from the French word blanc (white) as nigger comes from negro (black) in Spanish.

Pronunciation blânker or blonker
Black guy: whats up my blancer
Blancer: tf yo nigga ass just say ta me
Black guy: hay man I don't want a fight I'm not racist of white people I just thought it was funny to call you that when I asked you whats up
Blancer: git yo ass out here for I axe 911 to bring a body bag
Blancer by big guy July 11, 2018
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belangero 

fucking someone in there ass while they are takeing a shit.
"i gave my mom a belangero and she couldnt shit right for a week"
belangero by brookeconn March 23, 2005

spray-on bedliner 

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".
Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.
spray-on bedliner by Justin May 4, 2004
A contraction referring to the Lower East Side neighborhood in New York City falling "below Delancey" street. Also called BelDel sometimes.
I've had enough of the East Village; I'm moving to Belancey.
Belancey by k1ddo March 28, 2009

Bedangery 

A name I came up with for my dog
Captain is my Little Bedangery
Bedangery by Anthony Urbanek September 25, 2020

bellanderous

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.