Bedlancer

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A bedlancer is a freelancer who typically works from the bedroom or even from their bed. Usually their rates are lower than freelancers who operate from a workspace/office and significantly lower than an agency which cream off the freelancers via the ubiquitous charismatic agency leader.

Jack: "Hey I'm looking for someone to complete some work for my business".
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"

Bedlancer by yoocan November 22, 2019

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Blancer

Nigger/nigga for white people. Comes from the French word blanc (white) as nigger comes from negro (black) in Spanish.

Pronunciation blânker or blonker

Black guy: whats up my blancer
Blancer: tf yo nigga ass just say ta me
Black guy: hay man I don't want a fight I'm not racist of white people I just thought it was funny to call you that when I asked you whats up
Blancer: git yo ass out here for I axe 911 to bring a body bag

Blancer by big guy July 11, 2018

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Bedlancer • Bed dancer • Belanger • Blancer • Badlander • Balancer • beancer • Bedangery • Belancey • belangered

belangero

fucking someone in there ass while they are takeing a shit.

"i gave my mom a belangero and she couldnt shit right for a week"

belangero by brookeconn March 23, 2005

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spray-on bedliner

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".

Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.

spray-on bedliner by Justin May 4, 2004

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Belancey

A contraction referring to the Lower East Side neighborhood in New York City falling "below Delancey" street. Also called BelDel sometimes.

I've had enough of the East Village; I'm moving to Belancey.

Belancey by k1ddo March 28, 2009

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Bedangery

A name I came up with for my dog

Captain is my Little Bedangery

Bedangery by Anthony Urbanek September 25, 2020

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bellanderous

The adjective form of bell end

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.

bellanderous by Reece696969696968 July 14, 2023

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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