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Bedlancer 

A bedlancer is a freelancer who typically works from the bedroom or even from their bed. Usually their rates are lower than freelancers who operate from a workspace/office and significantly lower than an agency which cream off the freelancers via the ubiquitous charismatic agency leader.
Jack: "Hey I'm looking for someone to complete some work for my business".
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"
Bedlancer by yoocan November 22, 2019
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Nigger/nigga for white people. Comes from the French word blanc (white) as nigger comes from negro (black) in Spanish.

Pronunciation blânker or blonker
Black guy: whats up my blancer
Blancer: tf yo nigga ass just say ta me
Black guy: hay man I don't want a fight I'm not racist of white people I just thought it was funny to call you that when I asked you whats up
Blancer: git yo ass out here for I axe 911 to bring a body bag
Blancer by big guy July 11, 2018
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belangero 

fucking someone in there ass while they are takeing a shit.
"i gave my mom a belangero and she couldnt shit right for a week"
belangero by brookeconn March 23, 2005

spray-on bedliner 

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".
Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.
spray-on bedliner by Justin May 4, 2004
A contraction referring to the Lower East Side neighborhood in New York City falling "below Delancey" street. Also called BelDel sometimes.
I've had enough of the East Village; I'm moving to Belancey.
Belancey by k1ddo March 28, 2009

Bedangery 

A name I came up with for my dog
Captain is my Little Bedangery
Bedangery by Anthony Urbanek September 25, 2020

bellanderous

The adjective form of bell end
This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.