An old Disney movie about some kids that fly around on a magic bed and have adventures, or: when your girlfriend ties you facedown to the bedposts on Date Night and jams a broomstick up your ass.
Wayne: How was date night on Saturday?
Me: Me and Sonia played Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Wayne: How did that go?
Me: Not very good.
Me: Me and Sonia played Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Wayne: How did that go?
Me: Not very good.
by Shawn the Plumber July 23, 2017