"Went to take a piss cos I was 6 pints in when Lil Johnny comes up and stands at the next urinal, with all the love and emotion of an airport reunion. I'm going full flow when he looks down and spits right on the shaft of my flacid water pipe, looks up with teary eyes and says "what a beautiful moment between bros!"
by What.did.i.just.read July 15, 2022