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Bearded hammer is when you take a very large shite after eating to much lobster rolls from MnS , and as it is released it gets caught in your gouch hair , hence bearded hammer!

Luke: you ok beardy?

Beardy: Noooo Mr Luke you hunk of a man! Iv lived like a king and eaten to much from Marks & Spencer’s again and given myself a bearded hammer.

Luke: That sounds really bad

Beardy: aye , looks like a hedgehog stuck behind ma baw bags! But it’s ok my sneddykins will fish it out, Sir Luke of deliciousness .

Bearded hammer by HolmanTheDaddy May 19, 2026

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Bearded hammer

Bearded hammer is when you have a very large shite from eating to much MnS food and genuinely living like a king, that as you squeeze this giant monster turd out , it gets caught in your gouch hair swinging between your legs.

Luke : beardy you ok mate?

Beardy : Nooo Sir Luke of deliciousness, Iv eaten far too many lobster rolls and got a big jobby bearded hammer!

Luke : that sounds rough!

Beardy : aye it’s tickling ma baw bags! And looks like a squashed hedgehog

Luke : what you gonna do mate?

Beardy : it’s ok Mr Luke you hunk of a man , my sneddykins will come and rescue me! He’s very gentle with bearded hammers.

Bearded hammer by HolmanTheDaddy May 19, 2026

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Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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