Bearded hammer

Bearded hammer is when you take a very large shite after eating to much lobster rolls from MnS , and as it is released it gets caught in your gouch hair , hence bearded hammer!

Luke: you ok beardy?

Beardy: Noooo Mr Luke you hunk of a man! Iv lived like a king and eaten to much from Marks & Spencer’s again and given myself a bearded hammer.

Luke: That sounds really bad

Beardy: aye , looks like a hedgehog stuck behind ma baw bags! But it’s ok my sneddykins will fish it out, Sir Luke of deliciousness .

Bearded hammer by HolmanTheDaddy May 19, 2026

Bearded hammer

Bearded hammer is when you have a very large shite from eating to much MnS food and genuinely living like a king, that as you squeeze this giant monster turd out , it gets caught in your gouch hair swinging between your legs.

Luke : beardy you ok mate?

Beardy : Nooo Sir Luke of deliciousness, Iv eaten far too many lobster rolls and got a big jobby bearded hammer!

Luke : that sounds rough!

Beardy : aye it’s tickling ma baw bags! And looks like a squashed hedgehog

Luke : what you gonna do mate?

Beardy : it’s ok Mr Luke you hunk of a man , my sneddykins will come and rescue me! He’s very gentle with bearded hammers.

Bearded hammer by HolmanTheDaddy May 19, 2026

Bearded hammer

Bearded hammer is when you have a very large shite from eating to much MnS food and genuinely living like a king, that as you squeeze this giant monster turd out , it gets caught in your gouch hair swinging between your legs.

Luke : beardy you ok mate?

Beardy : Nooo Sir Luke of deliciousness, Iv eaten far too many lobster rolls and got a big jobby bearded hammer!

Luke : that sounds rough!

Beardy : aye it’s tickling ma baw bags! And looks like a squashed hedgehog

Luke : what you gonna do mate?

Beardy : it’s ok Mr Luke you hunk of a man , my sneddykins will come and rescue me! He’s very gentle with bearded hammers.

Bearded hammer by HolmanTheDaddy May 19, 2026

bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

bearded war hammer by english 210 April 8, 2009