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bearded axe wound 

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.
bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003

Bearded Axe Wound 

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."
Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Axe Wound 

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.
Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

Bearded axe wound 

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026