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bearded axe wound 

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a furry snatch
boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.
bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003
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Bearded Axe Wound 

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Another name for a vagina
"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."
Bearded Axe Wound by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009
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Bearded Axe Wound 

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Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.
Bearded Axe Wound by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007
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Bearded axe wound 

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A bloody, furry, vagina.
Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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