Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...

Jaclyn is a certified beard ho

by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017

Slap a beard on that ho

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.

Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

by Jake Bry February 9, 2008

beard horizon

The point in beard growth when the length is beyond stubble or stylishly short fuzz, and a decision must be made to trim, shave, or let it grow.

A secondary characteristic of many beard horizons is, as the length becomes more noticeable, it can become more distracting or annoying...such as with moustache hair that curls over the upper lip, or chin hair that is frequently messed with.

This douchey chinstrap is gettin' kind of burly...think I've hit beard horizon.

Hey, Justin...your carefully cultuvated "fashionably unkempt" party stubble is turning into a full-blown hipster face-wig. I think you blew past beard horizon some time during a weekend PBR bender.

by lordjupiter December 9, 2012

beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

Hobo Beard

A bird nest like mess which invades the bottom third of the host's face. The hobo beard is an opportunistic entity often clutched to the cheeks, chin, ears, and upper lip of the host...however, it cannot be contained and therefore has no limits of growth. It closely resembles untamed pubic hair in texture and appearance.

Can you actually SEE Chad's face behind that hobo beard?!

by Giggityy November 22, 2011

hobo beard

A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.

Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!

by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005

Honey beard

After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices

This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard

by Ckelso24 June 13, 2016