Beaner Day 

See Cinco De Mayo.

Happy Beaner Day!

Beaner Day by SirGringo2000 May 6, 2009

National beat the beaner captains ass day 

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

National beat the beaner captains ass day by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

Beaver Day 

A holiday on the third weekend in February involving groups of friends where one member of the group dresses up in a beaver costume while the remainder of the friends dress up as lumber jacks. The group goes out in public and sings parodies of songs changing the words to be about beavers and beaver related activities such as chewing trees and building damns. Beaver day Surpasses Valentines day in relavance and St Patricks Day in alcoholism

I can see you guys are growing out your beards for this years Beaver Day!

Beaver Day by Jerry Mathers as the beave February 26, 2011

wife-beater day 

A day where, as a man, you don't plan on leaving the house, so you resort to wearing a wife beater.

"I've got final exams tomorrow, so it looks like today will be another wife-beater day."

wife-beater day by includeme December 4, 2011

Wife Beater Day 

Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library

Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day

Wife Beater Day by Gymbro18 December 13, 2023

Day dreamer meat beater 

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are

“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater”

Day dreamer meat beater by anonymous March 31, 2023