Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

Bean bagged

when one sits on a bean bag and is slowly eating and raped by said bean bag vicously until all that is left is underwear and converses

Emma: dude you ever been bean baged?
paul: no what's that
Arvind: ah he doesn't know emma lets go (nod's wisely)
Paul: awww come on let me be bean bagged
Emma: well, ok....
Paul: ok (sit's on bean bag) what now, o god help help!!!!!
Arvind and Emma: paul you were just bean bagged baby!

by Art students May 04, 2007

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.

Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.

by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 12, 2015

Bean Bag

A Man's Scrotum.

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.

by Jeff November 27, 2003

Bean Bagged

The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair

This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.

by ssstaples July 11, 2011