Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.

“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”

Bean Lord by We are the Floor Tentacles February 12, 2020

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bean lord

Another word for a very sexy royal bean from Mario and Luigi Superstar saga called Prince Peasley that evoques a feeling of horniness.

- Oh man the Bean lord is so hot, I'd tap that.

bean lord by gayassbean February 23, 2017

Bean Lord

A dude with a massive dong that is the definition of superiority. Bean Lord is a dude will do just about anything stupid. With his fast car and their looks, bean lord will pick up all the men.

Dudes “Isn’t Bean Lord so hot?”

Bean Lord 😏

Bean Lord by tvawesomeness December 10, 2021

beanlord

An individual in a first-person shooter game who is exceptionally skilled.

"Dude, I can't even peek mid without this beanlord killing me."

beanlord by jamperz March 28, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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