Baylow

Blatantly cheating

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You are so baylow lmao

by Penislicksr1akasugorL August 24, 2018

eve barlow

Amber heard’s turd

Did you hear? Amber left an Eve Barlow on johnnys bed

by Overamber May 30, 2022

Matt Barlow

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth

He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".

by deepintheheartoftaxes January 26, 2011

Baylor Virgin

Named after undergraduate coeds of Baylor University who believe that they can retain their virginity by exclusively having penetrative anal sex rather than vaginal sex, thereby saving themselves for marriage. Similar to the Poophole Loophole.

Sarah wants to save her p-hole virginity for marriage, so she's only letting me get up in those butt-guts. So, she's not like a real virgin, but she is a Baylor Virgin.

by Texas Chili Guy September 16, 2019

Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

Barlowen

Barlowen, is Mark Owen and Gary Barlow from Take That together romantically. Normally found in a fanfiction on Live Journal or another website.

God, the way Gary smacked Mark's arse in the last concert was proof that Barlowen exists!

by XxGaz'sGurlxX February 13, 2009