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bavarian handshake

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!
by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017
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Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
by Dave May 26, 2005
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Bavarian pretzel

When a young lady seeks the company of three men. It requires unique bending, several sauces to dip multiple times, three holes and leaves a salty taste in your mouth.
The Bavarian pretzel we made last night was incredible
by Agmezb January 8, 2017
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Bavarian Blowtorch

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.
I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.
by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011
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bavarian creamsickle

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.
Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!
by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006
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Bavarian Toothbrush

When a man rubs his penis on the inside of a womans mouth between the cheek and teeth like a toothbrush and ejaculates while continuing to thrust creating a "foamy paste" thus making this a bavarian toothbrush.
MOST GUYS IN THE NAVY ARE ISSUED A BAVARIAN TOOTHBRUSH IN BASIC!
by WAMTHUMP October 12, 2011
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The Bavarian Donut

When you are titty fucking a girl, she blows you at the same time and her spit lubricates your dick for her tits.
Hey Baby. Give me The Bavarian Donut.
by Jimplayer September 7, 2007
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