Baudains scale 

The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.

As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.

Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.

Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"

Baudains scale by BaudScaler December 12, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008