Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Bat Balls

Bat Balls is a phenomenon that occurs under intense heat wherein the seated subject's scrotum relaxes and slides underneath subject's thighs, sometimes sticking to the seat cushion.

Due to the fact that the air conditioning in Travis' van was broken, he and all the movers had Bat Balls by the time they reached David's house.

by K-Fed August 17, 2006

bat and balls

noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.

"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."

by bongoman November 07, 2007

ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009

ball bat

Baseball bat. Nothing more, nothing less.

No example provided for "Ball Bat."

by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005

wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 03, 2004

bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls

Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!

by blthrskt October 20, 2005