Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

Batting Balls by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

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Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

Batwing Balls by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

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Who's bitting your balls

Said to someone who is moody and bitchy who snaps and rages out for no apparent reason.

Also said as "who bit your balls"

Bryan: Those are some dank ass shoes bro

Jamal: Fuck off

Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls

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Bryan: What up

Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me

Bryan: Woah who bit your balls

Who's bitting your balls by *BMK* June 28, 2009

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basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

basting my balls by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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