Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

Batting Balls by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

Batwing Balls by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

Who's bitting your balls

Said to someone who is moody and bitchy who snaps and rages out for no apparent reason.

Also said as "who bit your balls"

Bryan: Those are some dank ass shoes bro

Jamal: Fuck off

Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls

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Bryan: What up

Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me

Bryan: Woah who bit your balls

Who's bitting your balls by *BMK* June 28, 2009

basting my balls 

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

basting my balls by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

Ball-basting

The unfortunate result of a man having a small wiener and accidentally peeing on his nuts. It occurs because the plumbing lacks the necessary clearance to shoot past the testicles.

"Dude, you'll have to sit when you pee, this is not a ball-basting area"

Ball-basting by Itsmeagain September 15, 2026