Batch the dog

A very mean cruel dog that hurts people, animals and anything living

Stupid dog bit me again! must be batch the dog

by dshsjn July 19, 2012

Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.

"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."

by Jaminsky March 29, 2005

putting the dog in the bath

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.

I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.

by AngryDog December 18, 2008

Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016

dog in the bath

Whilst plugging a girl you attempt to stick your nuts in her box or arse as well. The difficulty of doing this is equivalent to getting a dog to take a bath.

I gave the bitch a dog in the bath.

by virginconversionunit March 24, 2004

give the dog a bath

giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.

after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.

by nutgrapes February 27, 2011

giving the dog a bath

whenever you tell you parents you're gonna give the dog a bath. You ask your girlfriend to help. You close the door saying "mom we dont want the dog to get out", then lock it turn on the water and the radio. You then participate in anything you want to do, because you are "giving the dog a bath".

"Hey Megan. Do you mind helping me? Im giving the dog a bath."

by f-dixle April 12, 2009