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Bat Cave It 

Pressing the garage door opener just within range of home, and with perfect timing, in order to facilitate a 'slow roll' of your car inside the garage, thereby avoiding obligatory social interaction with annoying neighbors. As soon as the car is fully inside the garage, the opener is immediately pressed again from within the car to close the garage door, before the engine is even cut.
"Yeah, I'm just getting home now. Looks like my douchebag neighbors are out talking to my other douchebag neighbors, so I'm going to 'Bat Cave It'."
Bat Cave It by Johnny K. Splifage November 29, 2009

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

Batities 

Short for the term "Big Ass Tities"
Holy shit Jamal that girl had some Batities I'm finna hit that.
Batities by dannakin August 12, 2008

Batities 

When someones back fat curls up to look like a pair of tits. Especially apparent in a bikini.
Dude, your mom has some serious batities.
Batities by C&Abomb July 10, 2011

batitude 

Simply a bad attitude. Major negative vibes
Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.
batitude by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021
What’s my nationality

My lover
My sign

My favourite colour
@batit is so cool omg
batit by Lisacore March 2, 2022